Contact page for Brother Scott

Before you Email me, please read and fully understand the following:

I, Brother Scott, wish you all love & peace unconditionally. However...

I don't want your insurance.
I'm perfectly fine with the size and functioning of my genitals.
Fake Rolex watches don't interest me.
REAL Rolex watches don't interest me.
The last thing in the world I would want is increased breast size.
I won't link to your site if I don't know you.
Especially if it's a blanket email and your site is completely unrelated!
More than likely I didn't sign up for your newsletter.
Nobody in their right minds buys "meds" from some company they've never heard of.
I'm sure my 40% will hold a few surprises too, won't it?
Your special offers aren't for me.
Bling is for fools.
I can't read gibberish, Asian alphabets or Greek
If you got SPAM I sure as hell didn't send it!
I don't need your collections service.
I can tell real bank emails from fake ones sent by idiots.
I generally refuse to patronize companies who pluralize with apostrophes.

I don't have time to answer every email I get. But I appreciate every one!
I don't currently have a list or newsletter.

Ok, contact me at vandweller1 "at" yahoo.com